You're jokes
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
I'll break your bones, b*tch.
You're adopted.
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
When did I realize COVID was serious?
When I saw your teeth social distancing.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"
The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"
Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"