You're jokes
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?
So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."