Your mom jokes
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Your mom is hot.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer…
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.