Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Your Mom Jokes
Your mom.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Your mom and your dad.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
