Your mom

Your mom jokes

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

The police: Pull over!

The kid: Do you know who my dad is?

The police: What, your mom did not tell you?

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus

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