Your mom jokes

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

I like to make your mom jokes.

Because they're easy like your mom.

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.

Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.

Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.

Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰

Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏

Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓

Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:

This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕

Your hairline and your mom go way back.

When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,

The present: Laundry.

*gunshot*

Orphan: Can I go outside?

Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.

Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW

Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.

Your mom.

Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.

What do vacuums and your mom have in common?

They both suck.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"