What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough
Why is your mom uglly bozo
As a son I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him, and she don’t want to be with him no more, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny. Then I told my friend girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out, and wanted to co front me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happen then my mom said the same thing happen to me. I came home one day I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job I ask what’s going on. My friend told your mom is my new girlfriend & my mom said this is the penis of my dreams.
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off then he ask if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah the thing is my mom was coming out the shower naked and when she open the door it was me and the mailman. Now when the mailman sees me he says to me we got something in common we both saw your mom naked.
Your mom is so fat it takes a year to turn around
your mom was so fat that she couldnt have a man and couldnt go through the door
IM JOKING DONT GET MAD
yor mom
if your an orphan it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one
your mom is like a penny, two faced, flat, and always in someones pants.
your mom is so ugly even shrek ran away from her
What should you never say to an orphan?
Your Mom
Bully: Your mom hates you Orphan: I dont have parents ;)
Depression: here your mom just died. Me: MY MOM IS ALREADY DEAD
Your mom and dad are never comin back becuase dad is cumin for another kid
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
I accidentlly said go cry to your mom to an orphan😭
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said,"Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?". After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
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