Your mom jokes

What do vacuums and your mom have in common?

They both suck.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!

Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

Kid: Who is your mom?

Orphan: They left me😭

Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.

I like your mom naked.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

What do my cock and money have in common?

Your mom.

I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.