Your Mama jokes

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.

Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD

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Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.

Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Your mama.

You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.

They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!

You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈

It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.

Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.

Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Not your.

Not your who?

Not your mama!