Your Mama jokes
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.