Your Mama jokes

A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...

Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.

The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.

Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!

Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Your mama is so fat.

She went on a diet and solved world hunger!

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.

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