Your Mama jokes
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Your mama's so crazy, she thought Mike Tyson had some boots and cats up his sleeve.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?