Your Mama jokes
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.