Your Mama jokes
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.