Your Mama jokes

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

Your mama so white that her first number was 911.

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.

Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.

Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.

Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.