Your Mama jokes
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
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Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
Your mama.