Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
if your happy and you know it fuck your mom
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox live
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
Your mama so fat she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street
your mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
your mama so fat when pennywise said "we all float down here" he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
where did sally go during the bombing, EVERYWHERE. your mama is so fat, that when she was playing online, SHE CRASHED THE WHOLE SERVER.
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
your mama so fat the flash died half way running around her
Your mama so fat juptier is small are then here
