Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.
Your Mama Jokes
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"
