Your Mama jokes

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.

Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

Putin is so obsessed with territorial expansion, he’s even trying to annex your mama’s bedroom.

Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.

From your mom.

Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.

Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.

Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?

A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.