Your Mama jokes
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.