Your Mama jokes

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.