Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Yo mama was so fat the earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Your mama so fat it said to be continued then it loaded at said one person at a time
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
roses are red violets are blue it's really no wonder your mama left you
your mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said damm
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
