Your Mama jokes

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.