Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
