Your Mama jokes

Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!

Putin is so obsessed with territorial expansion, he’s even trying to annex your mama’s bedroom.

You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.

Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.

Your mama so white that her first number was 911.

Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"

Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.