Your Mama jokes
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.