your mama so old that she forgot her donkey on noahs ark
roses are red violets are blue it's really no wonder your mama left you
your mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said damm
your mama so fat that all restaurants say maximum weight 240KG or your mum
Your mama so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico
Your mama so old she made a book bigger than the bible about her life
Your mama is so fat. Guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Your mama has slept with so many guys. She's starting to look like one.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was "who threw that Twinkie at me.
Your mama is so fat. She went on a diet and solved world hunger.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so fat. I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mamas breath smells so bad. People can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so ugly she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama is so ugly. Her reflection ran away.
Your momma is so fat when she got in the Pacific she became the Pacific ocean Your mama so ugly she got everything for free
The best thing about an orphan they don’t have to suffer from your mama jokes
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Your mama so ugly that when she stood on the scale it said to be continued
