Your Mama jokes
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Putin is so obsessed with territorial expansion, he’s even trying to annex your mama’s bedroom.
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.