Your Mama jokes
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Putin is so obsessed with territorial expansion, he’s even trying to annex your mama’s bedroom.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.