Your Mama jokes

Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.

Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"

Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!

Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.

Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"

Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!

Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Your mama is so fat.

She went on a diet and solved world hunger!

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.