Your Mama jokes
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
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Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"