The best thing about an orphan they don’t have to suffer from your mama jokes
Your mama is so fat. Guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Your mama has slept with so many guys. She's starting to look like one.
Your mama is so fat. She went on a diet and solved world hunger.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so ugly she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
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Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
