You jokes

Job

  • Neona (😟): I bet you I'm not going to get that job at all!

    Gwen (😌): Yeah well, I believe in you.

    Neona (😔): You got the job, and am I still waiting for them to call me and remind me that I will, but I won't get it. Anyway, I need to prepare for a job that I won't get.

    Gwen (😠): Neona, you just don't got enough confidence. You got to have confidence in life. I know you will get the job. I do now. Just believe instead of giving up!

    Neona (😞): UGH fine!!!

    Gwen (😉): I'll see you at that job interview!!!! Put a smile on your face, too!

    Neona (😊): Okay...Gwen, you're the best!

    Imposter

  • I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

    I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

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  • Attic

  • If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.

    Look down your shirt and spell attic.

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  • Name

  • Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

    Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

    Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

    Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

    Bianca: It's Bianca!

    Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

    Company

  • Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

    Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

    Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

    Amber: Fine!!!!!

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  • Sister

  • Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?

    Zari: Your sister isn't listed in the meantime, just relax.

    Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!

    Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.

    Gina: Do you know my sister's name?

    Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.

    Gina: Fine, I don't care!!!

    Page

  • When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.

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  • Class

  • Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

    Uncle

  • Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.

    Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?

    Horse

  • Your uncle Jack is stuck on the horse...

    Would you help him jack off the horse?

    Mother

  • Dad: Alive.

    Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).

    Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.

    Mother: Alive...

    Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.