Yo mama jokes

I love my family.

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.

Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.

Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.

Who did yo mama marry?

Joe Mama.

Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.

I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.

Hi 👋

Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Who.

Who who?

Stop acting like an owl!

Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.

Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.

yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"

Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.

Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.

Yo' mama is a joke.