Yo mama jokes
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Yo mama is Dora.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.