Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.

"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.

Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.

Yo mama so nice she...

Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.

Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.

Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.

I love my family.

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.

Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.

Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.

Who did yo mama marry?

Joe Mama.

Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.

I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.

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Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.