Yo mama jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
Yo' mama is a joke.
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
DEEZ NUTS!
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"