Yo mama jokes
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Yo mama so fat, COW!