Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Yo Mama Jokes
DEEZ NUTS!
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo' mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Suck my butts, queer.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
