Yo mama

Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"

Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!