Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
yo' mamas so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Yo mama so old that when she farts she farts dust!!!
What is a cow on two legs?
YO MAMA
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
So i made a parody for "Me,Myself,And i" it goes like this " Me,Myself,And , im gonna drink bleach until i die!"
Yo Mama So Ugly When She Entered The Scare Factory She Came Out With a Job Application
your mamma so ugly when the baby came out of her the baby didn't cry the baby said what the hell is this shit and walked out of the hospital.
Yo mama so fat even dora can't explore it.
Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Yo mama so fat She the ice burg
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
To mama so far when she wanted to get wet she used the highway as a slippn' slide
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.
