Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!

Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.

Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama!

Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!

Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.