Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!

Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.

Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.

Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.

Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.

Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.

Yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "One at a time, please."

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!

Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.

Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.

Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.

Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.

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Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!