Yo mama

Yo Mama Jokes

Momma

Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.

Momma

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

Mama

Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.

Picture

"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

Dinner

What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.

Mama

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