Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.

Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.

Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!

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Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.

Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!

Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.

Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣

Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.

Yo mama so stupid.

When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."

Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.

Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!