Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.

Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.