Yo mama

Yo mama jokes

By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.