Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
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