Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.

Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!

Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.

Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!

Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.