Yo mama jokes

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.

Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!

Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.