Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind
YO mama so fat she has her own gravity
But she so ugly people are repelled by her
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
