I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet your teacher says no. But when someone else asks the teacher says yes to them.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?” Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?” He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Hi are you even my sister.yes I am. No you not because you never even existed as my sister
ask someone if they are a rhino, if they say yes, tell them "so youre horny" and if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely
a friend sits across me at class so i assked if she wants to hang out somtimes she said yes so i called her over to my house and thats the day i found out she was a guy. the morul of the story dont try to fuck your frindes.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*
one day i seen a little boy walking in the grocery store so i asked if he was ok and he said yes i asked where his parents were and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk isle
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish? – Si... See Deez Nuts!
Kaleb: Addison, r u okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think i'm annoying and stupid! Do u?
Kaleb: yes once I pound u in the ass
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What, do u have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIER!
A sister went to her brothers room and says Sr:am scared can I sleep with you Br:yes siso Sr:what is this (pointing at his dick) Br:my pet 🐍 Sr:can I pet it Br:yes He wake up in a 🏥 Br:what happened Sr:your 🐍spit on me so I bit his head of Br:you dummy Sr:whaaat
when i try to call my friend i can't get through because my name is Lin Kon and the operator Keeps saying yes Mr president
We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that.
Raju: How about you Sunil
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju : Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he
Nagpur
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone and the nun says yes a fucking hot girl
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke. Hitler says, “Yes.” Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?” Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Me when my girlfriend comes home I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out and her text says yes. Get the whip your out
this guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to god please let me out it is too cold in here god is all confused there is a big fire in there the guy answers yes there is but you cannot get near it all the bishops cardinals and priests are sitting around it
my bad but you stink so bad you past by a trashcan and it yes wow! i didnt know i had family!
Do you like in & out?Yes why in and out of your mouth.
