Yellow jokes
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"
The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"
"Yellow and far apart."
What is long, yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
What is yellow?
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."