Yellow jokes
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school, but full of drowning kids! 🤣🤣🤣
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.