Xmas jokes
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
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Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.