Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
What should i write a joke about? Name the subject, and i’ll make a joke about it.
Why dose the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence
Because the orphan is dumber
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
If this gets 10 comments 9 (i dont care about likes) i will write a four page easy and post it and its up too u guys what its about
I hate Likebeggers.They are just writing some stupid ,,Like if" shit just to get attention.I mean thats so lazy.So unorginal and stupid.
Anyways can this get 100 Likes please?
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of a object that's not alive, so i wrote a story about an emo kid
I don't know what to write here just like
This isn't a joke but
I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
I just saw people writing Zoophile, Ailurophile, Dendrophilia in their bio, I thought this is cool but when I wrote Necrophile and Pedophile, Idk why people started hating me as I did something wrong, I was just trying to be cool as them man
“I’m thinking about killing off the main character in this book I’m writing.”
“What type of book is it?”
“An autobiography.”
The kid with a gun walked into my class room and fucking shot the teacher. He pointed the gun at me and asked,
"What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey at least he gets free food.
Okay what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer
i'm writing a movie about 9/11 it's called september 11th two thousand fun
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “do aliens exist” “of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
