world's jokes

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.

There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.

Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.

My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.

I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those that know binary and those that don't.