world's jokes

Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.

My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.

I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those that know binary and those that don't.