world's jokes

Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?

What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?

Put the diapers back on.

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.

There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.

Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.

My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.

I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those that know binary and those that don't.