What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
To be the perfect German, you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbels, and as blonde as Hitler.
Why did hitler lose the war ?
Because göring ate every last airplanes , tanks , artilleries , ships and ammunitions
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
How did Hitler tie his tiny little shoesies?
With tiny little Nazis.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Hitler
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
