What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
World War II Jokes
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
The Nazis.
My dad killed Hitler.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
