Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
The Nazis.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
