Wong jokes
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.