Wong jokes
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
When I hired a Asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong - I see he, so I climb up tree. He knock on door and she let him in. She talks to him, he talks to she. He undresses she, she undresses he. She plays with he, he plays with she. I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see... No fee.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
