Wong

Wong Jokes

Name

What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?

Sum Ting Wong.

Number

Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.

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  • Letter

    When I hired a Asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:

    Mr. Wong - I see he, so I climb up tree. He knock on door and she let him in. She talks to him, he talks to she. He undresses she, she undresses he. She plays with he, he plays with she. I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see... No fee.

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  • Plane Crash

    There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

    Kid

    What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?

    Sum ting wong.

    Phone

    Why don’t Asians use phones?

    Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!

    Name

    What did the Asian people name their retarded son?

    Sum Ting Wong.

    Tire

    What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?

    "Some Ting Wheely Wong!"

    Phone

    Why can Asian people buy phones?

    'Cause they might call the wrong number.

    Character

    Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

    Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

    East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

    Jew...Rey (Ray)

    Black...BB-8 (BBC)

    Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

    German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

    Doorbell

    What does an Asian doorbell sound like?

    "Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"

    Baby

    What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.

    Number

    Why shouldn’t you call people in China?

    Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.

    Man

    What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?

    "That is very Wong."