What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
When I hired a asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong- I see he so I climb up tree, he knock on door and she let in he, she talks to he, he talks to she, he undress she, she undress he, she play with he, he play with she, I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see..... No fee.
There was a plane crash the pilots names where Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?Sum ting wong. 💀💀
Why don’t asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wong number!!!
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong
What does an asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
Some Ting Wheely Wong
What do you call an Asian that was born to early
Wong Tai Ming
why cant asian people use a telephone Because they might wing the wong number
2 Asian people have a black baby
someting wong
why can Asian people buy phones?
cause they might call the wong number
I’d tell you a Chinese joke but it’s wong
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!!!
What do you call a premature chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming
Why shouldn’t you call people in china?
Because there are so many wings and wongs you might wing the wong number
what did the japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody? that is very wong.
What do you call a disabled chinese person? Som Ting Wong
You race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar(Allahu Akbar) East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn(Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong) Jew...Rey(Ray) Black...BB-8(BBC) Italian...Jabba the Hutt(Pizza Hut) German...Admiral Piett(Hitler)
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country”. The Asian man says “I’m here travelling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of friend rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong
