Wong jokes
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
When I hired a Asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong - I see he, so I climb up tree. He knock on door and she let him in. She talks to him, he talks to she. He undresses she, she undresses he. She plays with he, he plays with she. I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see... No fee.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.