Wong jokes
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
When I hired a Asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong - I see he, so I climb up tree. He knock on door and she let him in. She talks to him, he talks to she. He undresses she, she undresses he. She plays with he, he plays with she. I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see... No fee.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'
Why don鈥檛 Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
I鈥檇 tell you a Chinese joke, but it鈥檚 wong.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
Why shouldn鈥檛 you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.