What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
What do you call a premature chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.