What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.