Wong jokes
I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.