I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
When I hired a Asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong - I see he, so I climb up tree. He knock on door and she let him in. She talks to him, he talks to she. He undresses she, she undresses he. She plays with he, he plays with she. I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see... No fee.
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
