Wong

Wong Jokes

Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.

When I hired a Asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:

Mr. Wong - I see he, so I climb up tree. He knock on door and she let him in. She talks to him, he talks to she. He undresses she, she undresses he. She plays with he, he plays with she. I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see... No fee.

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The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.

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