Wong

Wong jokes

There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

Why is there no phone in China?

Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.

Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?

Two wongs don't make a white.

Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.

When I hired a Asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:

Mr. Wong - I see he, so I climb up tree. He knock on door and she let him in. She talks to him, he talks to she. He undresses she, she undresses he. She plays with he, he plays with she. I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see... No fee.

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  • The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.

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  • Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."