There was a plane crash the pilots names where Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow
Why is there no phone in China
To many wings to many wongs might wing wong number
why are there no guns in China? They might do some ting Wong!
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
Why are there not that much phones in China? Because there’s too much wing and Wongs so they will wing the wong number
What does an asian call a penis? A WONG
What does an asian do with its legs? IT WOK
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
When I hired a asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong- I see he so I climb up tree, he knock on door and she let in he, she talks to he, he talks to she, he undress she, she undress he, she play with he, he play with she, I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see..... No fee.
i saw a yellow bus and i knew that some-ting was wong. the bus was white
The other day i pushed a Chinese women off the golden gate bridge i was Wong on so many levels.
There r 3 things wong wit dis world.
1. Spelin
B. Maths
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong
