Women

Women Jokes

Woman

Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.

The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.

Woman

What has 2 arms but no legs?

A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.

Woman

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

Lesbian

What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?

A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.

Woman

What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?

The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.

Right

What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.

Plastic

Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"

Woman

I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.

Rape

The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!

Rape

Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.

Rape

Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.

Karen

I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."

Daughter

I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.

Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭

Razor

There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."

John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"

Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"

John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."

Feminist

Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?

Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.

Baseball

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.

If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).