What has 4 wheels, no wings and flies?
A dead cripple
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza but all they got was flaming hot wings
Why shouldn’t you call people in china?
Because there are so many wings and wongs you might wing the wong number
Why did the plane go to kfc,
To lose its wings and crash
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players? One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
why cant asian people use a telephone Because they might wing the wong number
If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily
One time Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise. No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style. His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
what has 2 wings and a halo? a Chinese telephone (wing, wing, halo)
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!” Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
What do you call 2 wings and a halo. A Chinese phone call wing wing halo🤪
Ohh wing wing
What is are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack
your head was mistaken for a chicken wing
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country”. The Asian man says “I’m here travelling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of friend rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!!!
Why don’t asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wong number!!!
Why is there no phone in China
To many wings to many wongs might wing wong number
