Asian people jokes
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.