Asian people jokes
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.