Asian people jokes
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
All Asians look the same.
If Asians have face scanners... do they all have the same face scanner?
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.