Mind blowing jokes

Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.

1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?

2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.

What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?

A mind-blowing bean burrito.

So apparently, Kurt Cobain's death was mind-blowing.

Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.

Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.

A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.

Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.

I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!