WiFi jokes
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
What did I do with the internet?
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
He lost Wifi connection...
A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read, "Hey, I'm sorry I had to tell you like this but I have been doing your wife for months now." The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying, "Sorry, meant using your wifi."