Why jokes
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.