Why jokes
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?