Why jokes
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?