Why jokes
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Why does the emo kid skip class?
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.