Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Why Jokes
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
