Why jokes
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date? Because he was 2 squared.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.