Why jokes
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.