Why jokes
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!