Why jokes
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?