Why jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.