Why jokes
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.