Why jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.