Why jokes
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.