Why jokes
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.