Why jokes
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
Why did Stephen Hawking get sacked from his job?
Because he was always rolling in late.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Fork pierces the flesh. Guided by hunger's demand, Savoury feast waits.
Tines dig deep within, Seeking the sustenance craved, A mealtime delight.
Belly grumbles loud, Yearning for nourishment's touch, Fork answers the call.
Food on the platter, Fork dances with anticipation, To satiate hunger's plea.
Digestion begins, Fork's journey now complete, Nourishing the soul.
Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts, Satiating needs.
In the stomach's depths, Fork finds purpose and solace, A culinary bond.
With each mealtime tale, The fork carves memories deep, In stomachs it rests.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!