Why jokes
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!