Why jokes
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why do cheetahs always cheat?