Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
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What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.