Why jokes

Life

  • I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck. I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born.

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  • Noose

  • Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?

    Person: Yea, why?

    Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)

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  • Sister

  • A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

    Orphan

  • "Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."

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  • Marriage

  • Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍

    After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.

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  • Car

  • Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.

    Depression

  • A girl and her brother are walking in their garden. POV: Brother. Sister: "Why are you cutting those flowers?"

    Brother: "Because they're beautiful!"

    Sister: "I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't."

    Brother:......

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  • Milky Way

  • Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!

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  • Killer

  • I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."

    Insult

  • So, two kids argued and insulted each other.

    KID 1: "Your dad left because he didn't want you, so why don't you kill yourself?"

    KID 2: "Well, your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you."

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