Why did the monster š§āāļø put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. š„š
Why Jokes
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didnāt spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Why canāt orphans play baseball? Because they canāt find home.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Why canāt orphans be a space ship? Because they donāt have a mothership!
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they donāt know where home is.
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon!
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
Itās because they canāt find home plate.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he canāt do stand up.
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay.
Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across his face?
Richard: No, I couldn't.
Richard's mom: Why?
Richard: Because he was cute.
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?
Liam: I like you both.
Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to paris.
Mother: That's means you like dad more.
Liam: No, its because i like paris.
Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to America.
Mother: Why?
Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
Why donāt Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They donāt fancy bread!
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
