Why jokes
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.