Why jokes
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every scene has a cast!
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.