Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Why Jokes
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
