Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Why Jokes
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they can't get a green card.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
