Why jokes
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.