Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Why Jokes
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive” or something like goddam. Just take that shit somewhere else. Smfh.
Why the actual f
is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Person: Why? You: No.
