Why jokes

Why can't orphans tell jokes?

They have no one to tell them to, people.

Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?

They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"

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  • Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?

    So he could be in a lovely family before death.

    Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.

    Friend: Why?

    Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.

    Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.

    Hey Hunter, Thomas here.

    Why did the plane cross the road?

    To get to the other side.

    Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!

    Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek?

    No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.

    My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.