Why jokes
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
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Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Do you know why Santa's sack is so big? He only comes once a year.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
A man walks up to Lil Johnny one day and asks, "If you had one wish, but that wish will be granted to everyone on Earth... what would it be?"
So Lil Johnny thinks real hard and long, then said, "Well, I would wish for me to shit myself."
The man is shocked and asks why, and Lil Johnny replies, "Well, I would be on the toilet. I think everyone else would just be confused!"
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.