Why jokes
The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka (holy spirit) is to control us, take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time!
Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing their big speech, their excuse of them hiding this whole time.
Lol, Surprise!
Joke being on them.
As we all stand there and are there to judge them, doing what they said they were made for.
Taking our eternal life back from Satan and the Devil and sending them to their home they created themselves!
HELL!
P.S. With a little extra punishments!
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.
They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.