Why jokes

When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?

Why can’t an orphan be gay?

Because they have no one to call β€œdaddy.”

Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.

My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?

Why is it bad to high five an emo?

They will leave themselves hanging.

"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."

"Why not?"

"He keeps peeing in the pool."

"Well, all kids pee in the pool."

"Not from the diving board!"

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  • I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

    He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

    Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"

    Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

    He kept cutting in line.