Why jokes

Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because dad never came back with the milk.

Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?

They both come on little white crackers.

Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the "p" is silent.

Why did the little girl cry twice?

Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.

Why did the little girl cry twice?

Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.

I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.

Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.