Why did the chicken cross the road

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes

You: Why did the chicken cross the road? Random person: Why? You: To get to the idiot's house! Random person: What? You: Knock knock Random person: Who's there? You: The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the retard's house.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house! Knock knock? Who’s there? The chicken. The chicken who? The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To try to get away from the man.

Why did the man cross the road?

Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.