Why did the chicken cross the road jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.