Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. =knock knock= "Who's there?" "Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
Why did the chicken cross the road
He forgot his eggs
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To end his pain and suffering.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his friend. Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the bitch’s house Knock Knock Who’ there? THE CHICKIEN
Why did the chicken cross the road Answer: to get to his job at KFC
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knuckle head's house... Knock Knock..... (Who's there?).... The chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house.
Knock Knock Who's there The chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the bitch house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots door. Knock, Knock!
It’s the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror
Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side
