Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily! Get it? I don't either- I get the New York Times!
Why did the chicken cross the road.....it was running away from Kernel Sanders. Hehehe
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? - A: It just felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knuckle head's house... Knock Knock..... (Who's there?).... The chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house.
Knock Knock Who's there The chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the bitch house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: because chickens are mindless creatures and does not know any better?
why did the chicken cross the road? whos gives a shit i wanna know how it got the car started
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots door. Knock, Knock!
It’s the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror
Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
Why did the chicken cross the road------- bb becauuuuuussssssseeeeeeeee
why did the chicken cross the road?-it didn't
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Knock Knock who's there? The chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
