Why did the chicken cross the road jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's door.
Knock, knock!
It's the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because fuck society, that's why!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.