Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's door.
Knock, knock!
It's the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
