Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
Why did the chicken cross the road------- bb becauuuuuussssssseeeeeeeee
why did the chicken cross the road?-it didn't
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
