New Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes - Page 4

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the gay man's house.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road Be- cause he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...

Why did the chicken cross the road

Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend

Why did the chicken cross the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay kid's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road.

to get to the retards house.

knock knock who's there

the chicken...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side

Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.

P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?

P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?

P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).

P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The chicken next to him farted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to birds eye

WHy did the chicken Cross tHe road???

To get to the side that he was not on

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay persons house! knock knock (whos there) the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scroll down to see.

To get to the other side! haha so funny...

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? You:Why? To get to the little b***h's house! Knock knock! You:Who's there? The chicken (this is more like a roast and a pun lol)