When jokes
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"
And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"
And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"